Brandon

The ugliest nigga ever. THey weird asf and they always acting like they hard. Can't fight or hoop. All brandons are week especially from Ohio, Cali, iowa, Indiana, Florida

Brandon a hoe! and A BItch!

by Real Nigga face February 5, 2020

Brandon

An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.

"Damn, Brandon smells like dog shit!"

by Shredxvc January 25, 2022

Brandon

Pizazz

Brandon’s dad went pizazz.

by BigShlongLary May 20, 2019

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, `'`Ferrarra`'`Ferrarra`'`, March 7th, Brandon Cruz

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, `'`Ferrarra`'`Ferrarra`'`, March 7th, Brandon Cruz

March 5th, Avery Eduardo Rodriguez, March 6th, `'`Ferrarra`'`Ferrarra`'`, March 7th, Brandon Cruz

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025

Brandon

Brandon is a guy that just plays Minecraft and Fortnite all day and says 'your mum' to about every question you have to ask him.

'Hey Brandon, what is 1+2?'
'your mum'

by The know it all guy March 21, 2022

Brandonism

when you royally fuck something up and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the groups face book poll by adding needless options pure Brandonism

by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021

Brandon’s Dog

When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021