maintenance blow job

Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.

I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.

by #LovesToTalkToHubby December 14, 2014

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Blow job angle

When a guy takes a selfie down low at the level a head would be for a blow job. Commonly used on hook-up and dating sites.

Jeremy, hold the camera up high for a good picture without double chin, not at blow job angle!

by Feetsoup October 24, 2018

Lincoln Blow Dryer

The act of a sister blowing onto her brother's penis while a cob of corn is in the anus of either participating party

I didn't know I'd be into it, but after my sister gave me a Lincoln Blow Dryer last night I can't go back.

by Mank_Demes February 14, 2019

Burn 'n' Blow

When someone waxes your anus hair, burns the wax strip, inhales a deep breath of that hair and proceeds to blow it down someone else's urethra.

"Aww man what the fuck happened to you last night?" " I took that homeless dude back to mine and he gave me the a burn 'n' blow!"

by JCmeetsJC September 2, 2018

maximum blow job

A blow job that gives 110% giving the shaft, balls, gooch, and (for the real freaks) some anal finger play. This is the type of blow job that leaves your legs quivering and makes you busy a massive load. Typically, a maximum blow job is best performed by a person without a strong gag reflex. It can also include in the introduction of certain toys that enhance the experience.

Dude she gave me a maximum blow job. Had me walking like a newborn faun after.

by Aminusvox September 22, 2019

Stinky Double Blow

When a person is sitting on the toilet having a shit and someone sits in their lap to recieve the shitter's cock in their ass. Double blow refers to excreting shit and blowing a load in someone's ass at the same time.

I was horny for some ass and ready to take a shit, but had minimal time before work so I called my girl into the shifter for a Stinky Double Blow.

by UmmmNuts? September 17, 2017