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The Blood Orange

When you're pissing blood out of your asshole, scoop up the water before you flush, and then freeze the bloody water and serve the ice cubes to your friends or significate other in a glass of orange juice
My best friend just came up with this new cocktail mix. They called it The Blood Orange. It's so addicting! You have to try it!
The Blood Orange by MasterNgaming December 18, 2025
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Reducing blood flow

The activity of relieving a man’s erect (not flaccid) penis, aka blood flow, through one’s hand or other limbs. (Most commonly self induced for men named Michael)
Tyler was forced to reducing blood flow after Shaniqua walked past him with.

Jacob paid crystal to reduce his blood flow in a Baltimore alley.

draw the blood 

Term used to describe rough sex, resulting in the bleeding of the female party. Oftentimes heard as a distant roar to ladies of a well groamed nature.
The Hod: "What are you up to for the night?"
Stack: "Going to call to herself's house and draw the blood."

Next morning...
Barra: "What you get up to last night?"
Stack: "Drew the blood!"

*Hot girls walking in close proximity*
The lads: "Draw the blood!!!"
draw the blood by SteveNation December 14, 2008

puddle of blood

when you are in the middle of sex and both of u get the horniest you have ever been and you both cum. it overflows n2 a large liquidy pile of cum (white blood)
OH MY GOD!!! I fucked her so hard we both laid a puddle of blood

drinking cat's blood

When you eat a girl out during her period.
I thought his tongue was red after having a glass of Hawaiian Punch, but he was actually just finished drinking cat's blood

Showering in blood 

A girl with a heavy period
I've been showering in blood since Tuesday.

super blue blood moon 

A super blue blood moon happens when a super moon, when the moon is closest in it's orbit to the Earth and it is 26% bigger and 30% brighter, a blue moon, the second full moon of a month and has nothing to do with the color, and a blood moon, which is a complete lunar eclipse which causes the moon to appear red, coincide.

A super blue blood moon is coming up on January 31st of 2018. The most recent one happened over 150 years, and will not happen again for an extremely long time.
People in Alaska, the Hawaiian islands, the western US, the Middle East, Asia, eastern Russia, Australia, and New Zealand will have the best view of this amazing event.
The super blue blood moon is very rare and an amazing sight.