The bird is the word 

The bird is the word, it's just how it is.

"Do you know.. that the bird is the word?"
"What..?"

"A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a-bird, bird, b-bird's the word, a-well-a
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word"

The bird is the word by Johnny Cocksville September 28, 2022

muck bird 

An ugly woman. Especially used for loud, arrogant, ugly women.

“I’m not drunk enough to talk to that muck bird yet”

muck bird by cheesy454 May 24, 2023

on the bird 

On the pull; hoping to hook up with someone; wanting to have some sort of sexual encounter. Usually said by a male

"I've dumped her so I'm on the bird lad"

on the bird by lush33 April 22, 2009

oiling the bird 

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.

oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

oiling the bird by trvkvltdoomocculta October 5, 2009

Chill your bird

to calm down: slow your roll: chill out.

-Dude, i'm going to punch you in the nose hole!!
-Whoah! Chill your bird!!!

Chill your bird by Rogue138 December 26, 2010

Fat Valley Bird (FVB) 

A fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys.

Fat Valley Bird (FVB) is a fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys. The FVB can easily be identified as they dress in tracksuits, are adorned in copious amounts of Argos jewellery and are either fat, very fat or extremely fat. The FVBs pastimes can include Bus Shelter loitering, eating chips and fighting. If you encounter this species in the wild, it is best to stay upwind and NEVER make eye contact as this is either a declaration of war, or of love making. Please note, if eye contact is made it would be best to immediately assume the foetal position and go to your happy place until the FVB has moved on to new prey. You have been warned!

Fat Valley Bird (FVB) by Kaliafibun June 22, 2011

damn shaved bird 

The hair cut in which both sides of a boys head is shaved and the middle is left to grow long ;) can be used as an insult

Person 1: oh look! that guy's good looking...
Person 2: Nah, he's a damn shaved bird.

damn shaved bird by Pashyinventor October 28, 2013