Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.

Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now

by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021

Brandon McTurner

Amazing, intelligent, talented

Hey that’s Brandon McTurner! With the blonde hair and blue eyes & big cock! He’s such an amazing guy

by Bhustle August 20, 2024

Brandon

A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.

"Hey, did that guy just carve his girlfriends initial onto his hand!?"
"Yep, that's Brandon."

by men_hot. March 15, 2023

brandon hs

the triflin ass ap Mr Thompsons King Neptune "BALD!" Head ass wont get out the fu king bathroom with his op ass

Me: mr Thompsons in the bathroom again

Everyone: fuck that bald bitch and Brandon hs

by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021

Brandon Lang

Brandon Lang is an American war fighter. Brandon was raised in Tampa after being adopted at a young age by a Neurosurgeon and a Pediatrician. In September of 2001 Brandon was in NYC on a school trip when he and his classmates witnessed the worst day in American history, 9/11. After losing a couple classmates and seeing the horror of that day Brandon decided that he wanted to serve his country. So in 2002 Brandon joined the United States Army as a combat medic. Brandon served his country for 18 years as a Special Forces Operator. Did 2 tours in Iraq and 2 tours in Afghanistan along with over 300 combat missions including hostage rescues, special recon, and counter terrorism operations as a JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command). Brandon medically retired from the Army in February of 2020 after breaking his back, both knees, and other bones. He is truly an American hero.

Brandon Lang is an American hero

by The Bible teacher September 22, 2020

Brandon Wade

The cutest, most adorable, and most handsome guy in the universe.

"Brandon Wade finally let Natalie win the competition."

by LuckyLeprechaun4 April 10, 2021

Brandon

He's a guy that loves his girlfriend and had a 30cm penis, he is probably

T-Bagging your girlfriend right now with his glorious balls, he has humor and can make girls laugh, brandons seem to be shorter than the rest but can still kick some ass if he wants to!
Brandons are all a Mr.Stealyourgirl
He is often doing something illegal with friends and gets into trouble.
the most important thing in his life are his girlfriend, friends and family.

I wished i was like Brandon... he gets all the girls...

i want to be like Brandon, he beats up everybody!

by ☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎ January 1, 2022