Turtle

Kylie.

Kylie is a turtle.

by Giraffez December 7, 2019

crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

Turtle Sleeve

The act of cumming on another man’s foreskin for making anal sex easier.

:Dude how was the Turtle Sleeve last night
:the Turtle Sleeve was great will use again

by Juicylizard69 September 9, 2020

turtle

if thanos was green

the turtle ate the little kids and said, YUM!!

by Thanosboi May 2, 2019

What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by dmqt July 6, 2022

Turtle

n. An awkward person
v. to shrug and stay shrugged for a period of time due to an awkward or cringy situation

My girlfriend is such a turtle.
I just turtled so hard

by Gabisaurous Rex May 8, 2018

Popping a turtle

Sitting on a penis to stop a poop.

My girlfriend had to poop, so I tried popping a turtle.

by Buck teeth March 3, 2017