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Turtleing

A sexual act involving hemispheroid objects, such as turtles, bowls, helmets, etc. To turtle, the object is stuffed inside a woman's vagina (or anyone's anus)
Bitch#1: OMG Guy#1 and i were eating breakfast and after he finished his cereal he started turtleing me with his cereal bowl! It was so much fun!
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
by blōndĝinĝer February 24, 2011
mugGet the Turtleingmug.

Turtle Farm

To crap in a sink and fill it with water
Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds
by JoeyAboney March 24, 2021
mugGet the Turtle Farmmug.

Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with.
A.k.a. Super tortuga
Useless Turtle sure can fuck up those enemies.
by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020
mugGet the Useless Turtlemug.

Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney
Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.
by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017
mugGet the Purple turtlemug.

scram turtle

a scram and an awkward turtle, in one. the most socially awkward, scrammiest person you can think of.

scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.

awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
Jordynn stop being a creep, you scram turtle
by j holee September 6, 2009
mugGet the scram turtlemug.

turtle

My favourite animal , turtle the best animal alive
by Turtle Storm April 28, 2017
mugGet the turtlemug.

Turtling

When Meghan Markle tries to hide how horrible her personality is by pretending it’s everyone else around her and she’s so likeable
I shoved an old lady and I started Turtling to avoid the repercussions
by QCerone December 9, 2022
mugGet the Turtlingmug.

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