Sick turtle

Someone who is slow, (Crippled) and gets sick a lot; because they have a weak immune system.

I am a sick turtle

by Sick turtle September 23, 2016

Turtle Racing

Three fuckers spread out across the entire highway going the same speed not allowing anyone to pass.

Man those fuckers where turtle racing on the way here, I wanted to kill myself

by muahahaha6942069 December 3, 2024

laundry turtle steamship

when your left pinkie finger spontaniusly cobusts

woah that was quite a laundry turtle steamship right??? can i put my balls in yo jaw?

by sargent alphonzo shreddedchees October 4, 2021

two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.

David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.

by muleymomma May 19, 2014

operation ninja turtles

a made up operation by Youtuber al jokes. he explains it as an operatio we men have had in the making for a minimum of 4 years. he explains that we one day will enter the sewers to our secret underground city with a stable stream of resources

guy 1: you did you hear about operation ninja turtles will be carried out soon?!

guy 2: yo, if you talk so loud, someone will hear you!!

by kissuke urahare January 21, 2024

Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with.
A.k.a. Super tortuga

Useless Turtle sure can fuck up those enemies.

by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020

Turtling

When Meghan Markle tries to hide how horrible her personality is by pretending it’s everyone else around her and she’s so likeable

I shoved an old lady and I started Turtling to avoid the repercussions

by QCerone December 9, 2022