the rob thomas 

when you tool a girl up the ass and you have to think about rob thomas from matchbox twenty in order to keep yourself from cumming embarrassingly early.

kevin: you raw dog Karen last night?
tony: I did Kevin, had to give her the rob thomas too
kevin: fuck she must've been good
tony: she was, cant get 'smooth' by carlos santana outta my head now though

the rob thomas by gaz88 October 13, 2017

Two-Toed Thomas

It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.

He's called Two-Toed Thomas on account of he only has two toes.

Two-Toed Thomas by fizzeh January 15, 2019

Max John Harding Thomas 

Its max, thats all just some guy from some town.

Hey "Max John Harding Thomas" How are you?

Max John Harding Thomas by UncleGravy June 1, 2023

Elijah Thomas Sanchez

This man will make your heart skip a beat. From his big brown eyes to that goofy smile i love this man he is perfect in every single way. I love him with all my heart and i always will. He treats you like the queen on his world and hold you up higher then anyone else can. Once you get a Elijah Thomas Sanchez there is no turning back you are stuck with him for life ... but im fine with that :)

I Love You With All My Heart Elijah Thomas Sanchez And I Always Will <3

The World: Is that your man ?
Me: Yup and im not sharing him with any of you
The World: OMG you are sooo lucky to have Elijah Thomas Sanchez
Me: i know :) and he is forever mine

Elijah Thomas Sanchez by Missy<3 January 10, 2011

Fort thomas 

Best small town in northern Kentucky right next to Newport and Dayton that's known for that Big Ass 100+ year old Stone Water Tower oh and the 2nd biggest night club fire in the US that killed over 150 people it also has a clock tower in the middle of town

Guy 1: you know about fort thomas right?
Guy 2: yea its a small town with a kick ass Water Tower that for some reason everybody thinks its a sniper tower also known for its Great Schools with terrible teachers very little crime oh and that murdered where they found a girl's body but not her head oh and that execution where they took the guy from the county jail drug him up all the way on Memorial then proceeded to Hang Em where the towns local marathon is.
Guy 1: why the hell do you know all of that?

Fort thomas by ThatfakedRussiankid May 19, 2021

mousetrap thomas 

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.

"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"

mousetrap thomas by Todd January 15, 2005

University of St. Thomas 

A school located in St. Paul, Minnesota that was established for spoiled, rich kids who think their shit doesn't smell. It is a collaboration of douches who become sexually aroused at the very sight of an Abercrombie & Fitch logo.

Person 1: I love myself, even if everyone around me thinks I'm a douche in my Abercrombie & Fitch clothes. Where should I go to school?

Person 2: You should go to University of St. Thomas with all the other douche bags!

University of St. Thomas by What the fuck is a Tommies? September 14, 2010