ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...
by sal420paradise February 28, 2010
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scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.
awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.
awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
by j holee September 6, 2009
Get the scram turtle mug.The trademark of grandmothers everywhere. Sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. Needs several napkins for consumption, as it's so delicious, it causes massive amounts of drool. Very fattening.
Jinny: Poor Leona couldn't fit into her expensive homecoming dress!
Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
by Elsbethromeo September 15, 2009
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by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009
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used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
by L Pea-lunk November 28, 2009
Get the turtle wash mug.may come in the form of a complusive lier, usually resides in the tri state area, also enjoys spending its time riding small hard objects that are from its own family blood lines, plans are not its strong point and will dodge any form of communication followed up by a poor excuse, that usually equates to "tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it"
tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it
by hmmhmm January 13, 2011
Get the Turtle mug.Abbreviation of the "awkward turtle" hand gesture - expressed in one word. Turtle.
Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.
Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.
mate: how was it meeting her parents?
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.
boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!
boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.
boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!
boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"
by happycatsmiles December 15, 2010
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