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Poo Boo

Term of endearment for your significant other who has bowel issues leading to embarrassing or uncomfortable moments.
- Last night my "Poo Boo" literally shit the bed.
- Tag your "Poo Boo" referenced in the comments of Diarrhea or similar meme.
by Stinky&TheJew December 30, 2019
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karma poo

(noun) The random dog doo that a dog owner picks up and disposes of when out and about to make up for those times when his or her own dog has done its business somewhere that then mysteriously cannot be found (e.g., out in the tall grass in the park).

To pick up karma poo is to maintain equilibrium in the world of dog doo disposal, and to help make up for all the idiot dog owners who allow their dogs to defecate anywhere and everywhere without cleaning it up.
"Man, I've looked everywhere and I can't find Fido's poo!"
"Dude, you'd better go find some karma poo and take care of it!"
or
"What are you doing? Fifi didn't take a dump!"
"I know, but I think she snuck one out here somewhere the other day, and I'm way behind on my karma poo anyway."
by MollyBurrito August 21, 2011
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clog poo

when you step in "second-foot" dog poo.

someone steps in previously stepped-in dog poo, and carried enough of it with their shoe, down the sidewalk and slowly coming off of their shoe with each step.
while walking down the sidewalk, i saw several several small piles of dog crap, each with the same foot print in it, each one spaced apart the distance of one step. my buddy stepped into one of the small piles of CLOG POO, which had come off the first guy's shoe
by lion light May 3, 2014
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Poo Rocket

If you don't poo rocket power in the morning you don't understand
Poo Rocket mate, you are here already, want a beer mate?
by The Marvellous Holdeno June 12, 2019
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u poo

people who forget how to play neon, the worst types of people
u poo
by Ashelberry August 23, 2021
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Chemical poo

A hangover poo that comes upon you with great desperation and stinks of the chemicals from the alcohol.
"Ooh mate, I need a chemical poo."
by Poet delirium February 18, 2017
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Two Poos

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.
I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!
by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020
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