the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs May 4, 2018

Two Hit Tallahassee

A two hit tallahassee is a manoeuvre used when a participant in a sesh is unable to fully hit the bong. The user light the bowl and inhale a normally but is unable to pull the ash through into the water. The user exhales the smoke and immediately proceeds to hit the bowl again until there is no ash remaining

Buddy: I've never smoked before

Me: no worries, just smoke a two hit tallahassee

by chillingallday1 June 7, 2019

tennessee two block

A southern thick chick with a big ass and thighs. Presumably as wide as 2 cinder blocks.

“Boy that girl is thicker than a snicker!”
“Yeah she’s a Tennessee Two Block for sure!”

by The original Chunky Trunks April 22, 2021

Two man conga

Two males having intercourse stood up, often fighting to synchronise as they shuffle around the room.

"Matty and Will stop two man conga-ing around your hotel room and let's get out into Munich!"

by Rottinghill April 24, 2022

Two-faced Teddy

A reference from the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast: #2. It consists of Schlatt and Charlie Slimescicle talking shit about Ted, who sits in awe and denies the false claims.

"Now that's the face of two-faced Teddy."

"I am at a loss for words."

by milky-andro February 22, 2021

Breaking Us In Two

Don't you feel like trying something new
Don't you feel like breaking out
Or breaking us in two
You don't do the things that I do
You want to do things I can't do
Always something breaking us in two
You and I could never live alone
But don't you feel like breaking out
Just one day on your own
Why does what I'm saying hurt you
I didn't say that we were through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us

We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
They say two hearts should beat as one for us
We'll fight it out to see it through
I say that won't be too much fun for us
Though it's oh so nice to get advice
It's oh so hard to do
Could we be much closer if we tried
We could stay at home and
Stare into each others eyes
Maybe we could last an hour
Maybe then we'd see right through
Always something breaking us in two
Always something breaking us in two

by Death Menace July 11, 2023

Freshman Two Step

A way of walking most high school and college freshman learn during orientation week to get to their classes as fast as possible without a class or test being missed. This method of walking up steps includes taking one step over two stairs. This walk up the steps makes your time twice as short and your legs twice as muscular while still getting to class on time (close enough at least). This way of walking up stairs also is learned when not knowing the campus well, creating stress on this freshman, pressuring them into an east coast mentality when it comes to getting to class. This condition is mostly worn off by the summer of the freshman's first year, for they finally know the campus well enough to not freak out.

On the stairs to the college library;

Sophmore; Hey, what the hell man!

Freshman; Sorry, bro!

(turns to his friend) Sophmore; Dude, what the hell was that guy's rush?

Friend; Oh don't worry about him. He just learned the Freshman Two Step.

by TheVintageguy May 22, 2013