Man Ladle

The instrument used for distributing Man Gravy. In other terms, a penis.

Tom had a shiny new Man Ladle.

John's Man Ladle was the grandest in all the land.

Chris was afraid he had broken his Man Ladle, but after serving a fresh helping of Man Gravy, was reassured it was fully operational.

Every man has one, and only one, Man Ladle.

by Ass. Prod. Sully January 26, 2008

Stickley Man

A stick person who digs for pudding. Once had an encounter with Stinkoman.

Hey Stickley Man. WHAAAAAAAAAAT are you doing?

by Stiffy April 23, 2004

man-pooch

Large accumalation of fat above a man's genitalia where it looks like a seperate mound of fat aside from the stomach.

Brett: Hey, check out that tweedle dee looking motherfucker over there wearing those tight ass jeans.

Gabe: Yeah, he shouldn't wear his belt so tight, cause it really accentuating his man-pooch.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 21, 2009

man worms

Slang term for semen like;also called ball baste, dude sauce, and willy whip.

Man 1:"Eww you got your man worms in my cheerios"
Man 2:"No I didn't"

by mr_bond May 7, 2005

Accessory Man

A surfer that has every piece of surfer gear imaginable and uses it all at the same time, regardless of whether the circumstances call for it.

Look at that accessory man trying to catch the tube.

by Beneski August 26, 2007

Horny man

The most relentless and dangerous being on earth. At least once a week (typically men) will transcend to the state of horny. Once in this primal state, the horny man will stop at nothing to coom. It is willing to subject itself to hours of research just to find a two second clip, will binge hentai, and in some cases ask for nudes on social platforms. Unlike the simp, the horny man displays no thought, no sympathy or logic, but will often fall into a Great Depression after the affect dies down, leaving no trace of the unstoppable power.

The horny man is said to be able to jerk off in school bathrooms three times per class period

by odomin8 May 20, 2020

rambling man

man who wonders all around

He never seems to settle down because he is a rambling man .

by lovebeachgirl May 15, 2016