Chuckle Fuck

A person who is overly amused with their own intelligence but is actually a complete idiot.

That guy is a complete chuckle fuck

by Colonel Angus July 16, 2004

Fuck-flustered

The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.

Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.

by PhoenixTH August 29, 2023

toe fucking

When the large toe( or more) is inserted into one's anus or a Women's Vagina for pleasure.

Dude I was TOE FUCKING this Hot chick last night she came then licked my toes.

by Ellesdnuts April 24, 2018

Fuck Eraser

When you fuck someone and just wish you could take it back! Similar to the magic eraser it removes horrible things that should never have happened.

Holy Shit! I never should have fucked him last night! I wish I had a fuck eraser to make it all go away!!

by MILF Tittts April 13, 2014

Useless fuck

Someone that is good for nothing who cant do anything right

Jim is nothing but a useless fuck.

by Daveyharry July 19, 2018

Zoot Fuck

A student of high school or middle school who do any of the following: runs to class; make weird noises; tucks in their shirt; or participates in theater or the fair.

Wow Vince! Look at the Zoot Fucks run to class!

Chase made weird noises today... He may be a zoot fuck.

by Noodle Noah October 30, 2020

kong fucking

When having sex the man balls up both fist and places them at the top of the women's shoulders pressed down on the mattress or whatever so when he thrust into her she will not slide away from the man.

Hey lee me and the wife were screwing the other night and I balled my fist up and put them down on the mattress above her shoulders and man you can tear some pune up like that. Yeah ray you sure can tear some ass up like that . It's called kong fucking

by Jrc 1970 January 16, 2019