Elevator Dance Party

1) When you stick a half-dozen goofy white guys with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts in the elevator of a busy office/residential building. One person carries around a boombox or some small stereo in hand and the rest attempt to do stereotypical white man dance techniques like the shopping cart, water sprinkler, or the cabbage patch. The music of choice is usually a trance/techno mix. Movement is limited, so you get what looks like a rhythmless, homosexual clusterfuck. Usually will only last up to 15 minutes, when at that time someone complains that they can't take the elevator because a group of dorks are taking up too much room and/or making a scene.

2) A real sausage fest.

"When some guys from SUNY Albany tried to throw an Elevator Dance Party, their shindig was prematurely halted due to Aunt Jemima complaining about it. On the bright side, at least they didn't permanently ruin their chances of scoring with a woman for the next several years."

"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."

by Nick February 4, 2004

pee pee dance

The twitchy, gyrating, fidgetty, and impatient behavior that people have when they are (1) really excited about something and can't wait to tell you or (2) have an overly full bladder and are about to explode while waiting to pee.

"Mark was so excited about his news that he did the pee pee dance until we let him interrupt our discussion."

"Porky drank 3 Big Gulps and then did the pee pee dance for 5 minutes while he waited for the restroom to become available."

by Popehat May 30, 2006

The Awkward-Walking Dance

An event that occurs when one is walking towards someone and both try to get out of each other's way. Instead they end up choosing the same path.

I was walking down the sidewalk and enjoyed The Awkward-Walking Dance with another by-standard.

by kcalcbob March 26, 2010

Night Bus Dance

The dance you decide to have that makes you miss your last train home.

We were out having a shocking time when Norman thought he noticed a hot chick giving him serious cut eye on the dance floor. Norm suddenly got excited and pogo-ed onto the floor, knocking into people and causing a domino effect. 15 revellers toppled over into a heap. Furious, the hot chick toe-punted him in his tip and threw her Tahiti Ticker cocktail in his face. The bouncers dived on him and proceeded to batter him with bicycle chains until the ambulance arrived.

We got into an all-against-all brawl on the N25 home. I was taken to the London Hospital in a Police helicopter!

Fucking Norm and his Night Bus Dance!!!

by Surf Biffin September 5, 2007

horizontal bone dance

Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.

by Stan B. August 31, 2003

Middle School Dance

A social event in which students between the age of 10-14 (i think, AKA Middle schoolers) and adults (teachers) attend. During this event the group will be divided in half, those with dicks and those without dicks. During this event the ppl who have dicks (or do they?), will talk about how they will be the "brave" one and ask out one of the people without dicks (also called women or girls). During the event some dancing may occur, in which it will almost certainly be people of the same sex dancing together. Then the following day the guys will boast about how they asked out the hot girl at the dance, which is obviously a lie.

The day after the middle school dance
John: Hey at the dance u should have seen it me and Sally got real dirty
Paul: REally wat happened
John: Oh i think i touched her once while i was getting a drink, i bet thats what sex is like
Paul: You are the master

by That British guy September 21, 2005

numa numa dance

a flash video submitted to newgrounds on december 6th, 2004. it scored relatively low, until site owner tom fulp put it on the front page. it then achieved major success as a hilarious flash video, and although it gained this success too late to win any awards, it still gained a score higher than 4.10 since december it has achieved more than a million views. it has been featured on vh1, cnn, and stolen from newgrounds by at least 80 other websites. and this is only after 2 months (this definition was written on 2/13/05). it is a flash phenomenon sure to beat out all your base.

the song used in numa numa dance is entitled Dragostea Din Tea, sung by romanian pop group O-zone. killer.

by thegreatmonkey February 13, 2005