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Tantric Texting

After you swipe right and start an online relationship with someone long distance, sexting with them for an extended period of time until you finally fuck them in person.
The tantric texting held me over until he traveled 935 miles to meet, and fuck, me in person.
by Prince Hairy August 5, 2022
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junk text

when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.
I was dating a guy and he junk texted me, I was grossed out and never saw him again!
by Flav101 December 18, 2013
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Text to speech

a program reads your text
stop using Text to speech
by Eminemfan6599 February 27, 2022
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text-base

When someone touches base with another via text
I managed to text-base with Pat and he is still without power, but safe.
by JoeKaz September 29, 2022
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Grunt Texts

Text messages composed with minimal effort. Primarily two words or less and consist of concise (mostly incomplete) thoughts, phrases or responses.
My witty responses quickly turned to grunt texts when my interest waned.
by Sportyspice85 December 2, 2018
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Sleep texting

when someone messages you despite being asleep
Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"

Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"
by lilthoughtie July 16, 2022
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That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.
Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020
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