Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.
I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."
by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010
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vapour-text

When you are smoking weed via a vapourizer and you start weed - texting (similar to drunk dialing).
OMG I vapour-texted that a$$ociate last night.
by aMat2011 March 15, 2011
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Texting Battles

When you encounter misunderstandings with your partner via texting in messengers. This occurs when either one of them communicates wrong or send broken texts or use of offensive words leading to fight and detachment
He is vulnerable to texting battles and finally had decided to uninstall all messenger applications from his smartphone.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk December 06, 2016
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E-Texting

Emailing back and forth as if you were actually cool enough to have a phone and text!
Angelina: im e-texting Brad
Sarah: woo hoo your so cool
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What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Text blizzard

Inundated by a large number of texts
I just got a text blizzard. I wish she wouldn’t send so many texts in such a short period of time!
by Albu quirky December 31, 2017
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text hunny

When two people are 'dating', but they only ever text each other. They tell everyone that they're together, but are never go out, talk or do anything together.

Often seen in younger kids that don't know what a relationship is, or just idiots.
Girl A: Jack and are really dating!
Girl B: No, he's just your text hunny
by Clyde the pac-man ghost March 08, 2016
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