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Low Taper Touch

The act of touching somebody with the tip of a writing utensil after licking it.
by cry0n1s1s May 25, 2025
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The Trump Touch

The Trump Touch: the pretty-much-polar-opposite of the Midas touch, in which everything one touches, turns to shit 💩 💩 💩
Not just locally, but for everyone, in all directions, like explosive diarrhea. 💩
Rory: Kenneth lay used the Trump Touch on Enron, before the Trump Touch was even a thing.
Mike: That's fucked up, man. Who hires these fools, anyway? Oh, rlght, no one.

'Elon Musk laid some serious Trump Touch on Twitter, that with a twist of Marijuana Logic.' "Yeah that company's f***** no matter what 'fancy' new name he tries to give it."
by J. Tschlottman March 19, 2026
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The Bad Touch

When fucking a furry, pull out the tail plug and slap the fuck-ee in the back of the head with the plug end of the tail
Went to furry con and took home a cute fox, I gave her the bad touch, she loved it that freaky bitch!
by Joe&Zach March 25, 2026
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The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.
There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.
by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025
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