Fuck her from behind then come on her favorite teddy bear, then slap her in the face with it...that is the surprise.
Croke fucks bond from behind and then cums on his favorite teddy bear and then slaps him in the face with it..... thats the Paddington Surprise
by Croke-loves-Bond-cock October 16, 2009
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by moses okeffe japel September 3, 2012
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A sauna-like experience where one stands in a very small bathroom with the water on high heat for an extended period of time, often while masturbating.
Derives from the Finnish name for their country, and is based off their legendary love for saunas.
To perform a Suomi Surprise, one must:
- have a suitably small, preferably windowless bathroom so that the heat and steam do not dissipate too quickly. (Certain dorm showers with separate full doors and frames per stall work very well for this)
- have a suitably strong water heater, which will not become easily fatigued.
- have a chair, bench, stool, toilet, or sink counter to stand upon. This will keep your head in the clouds of steam.
- be completely naked.
Step 1.
Set your shower on very high. The hotter the better. Strip off your clothes as it warms up, and mount your pedestal.
Step 2.
If you plan on masturbating, doing so without porn is advisable. You will last longer, receiving more of the cleansing steam, and will also reduce the risk of damaging your electronics as the vapor condenses.
If you will not be masturbating, perform the yoga tree or mountain pose, and breathe deeply and slowly.
Step 3.
Sweat your ass off, and enjoy a sauna on the cheap, in the privacy of your own home!
Derives from the Finnish name for their country, and is based off their legendary love for saunas.
To perform a Suomi Surprise, one must:
- have a suitably small, preferably windowless bathroom so that the heat and steam do not dissipate too quickly. (Certain dorm showers with separate full doors and frames per stall work very well for this)
- have a suitably strong water heater, which will not become easily fatigued.
- have a chair, bench, stool, toilet, or sink counter to stand upon. This will keep your head in the clouds of steam.
- be completely naked.
Step 1.
Set your shower on very high. The hotter the better. Strip off your clothes as it warms up, and mount your pedestal.
Step 2.
If you plan on masturbating, doing so without porn is advisable. You will last longer, receiving more of the cleansing steam, and will also reduce the risk of damaging your electronics as the vapor condenses.
If you will not be masturbating, perform the yoga tree or mountain pose, and breathe deeply and slowly.
Step 3.
Sweat your ass off, and enjoy a sauna on the cheap, in the privacy of your own home!
"Kyle's Suomi Surprises are really starting to wear on me. After forty-five minutes, all the hot water is gone, and I think the humidity's dissolving the drywall!"
by BenevolentKarim January 3, 2016
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I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I was feeling stuffed up and horny, so I called up Sarah to suck me off. Little did she know i was going to give her the ol' Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise.
I lit some candles, spray shit into my Neti Pot and the wife got down on her knees. It was a great birthday being able to do the ol Neti Hot Pot Dick Snot Surprise
by Grumpy Dan December 1, 2019
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by ekmo fatu November 26, 2003
Get the kinder surprise mug.When a homeless person enters a phonebox to search for spare change in the coin slot and upon leaving he is surprised to find a bucketful of semen falling onto his head, splattering the exquisite contents all over his rags.
by Horatio Q Nobcluster January 9, 2008
Get the Hobo Surprise mug.1. The act of squatting over and performing The Goat over a sleeping individual. Upon the awakening of your victim, begin to squeeze out a rather large wad of dookie and just when your victim shrieks at the horrific sight; dump the load. Don't forget to call him a fag and kick him in the ass 2. a REAL dick move.
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Other dude: Oh MY GOD!
Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.
Other dude: Oh MY GOD!
Some dude: Yea I know right, what a fag.
by Chrisopher Walken October 27, 2011
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