Colon snake 

When your colon is completely engorged with poo and when you take a dump, it coils up like a snake in the toilet waiting to strike.

While I was taking a dump, I looked down and a colon snake was staring back at me while hissing. I flushed it quickly so that it wouldn't bite my balls.

Colon snake by FlamelordX February 4, 2010

Sneaky Snake 

When you're talking to a girl at the bar and your friend comes up to hit on her. To be properly executed, the friend must not understand that he could talk to any other girl in the place, or how shady it is that he only waits for you to break the ice for him without asking.

"Tim didn't give me a heads up that he wanted to talk to this girl, so I assumed if I talked to her I wouldn't get interrupted by him. At the very least he could just ask me to break the ice if he's shy, instead of pulling the sneaky snake."

Sneaky Snake by Poop Chair April 2, 2014

push the snake out the back door 

Taking a shiznazzle. Dropping the Cosby's off at the pool. Firing off a missle. Pinching a loaf. Breaking one off. Pooping. Shitting. A thick fart.

Oh snap, I went to toot and accidentally pushed the snake out the back door.

push the snake out the back door by bt March 5, 2003

philly cheese snake 

The Philly Cheese snake is a sexual act in which the man applies cheese wiz to his dick. The woman then licks or sucks the cheese of.

Mike: dude get me the cheese wizz, Laruens giving me a philly cheese snake tonight.

Chris: eww gross man.

philly cheese snake by flesh of the stars January 13, 2008

Louisiana Snake Eyes 

the act of having sexual intercourse a girl in the "dipper" position and then as you get in the sixty-nine position you take a diarrhea shit on her face creating "Chocolate Rain". As she wipes the shit off her face, stab her in the ear with a toothpick thus giving her the "Hillbilly Dental floss". Then at the peak of the sexual intercourse, right before you ejaculate, have her bite your your dick, then punch her in her nose, then cum in her eyes, thus creating "Blind Man's Bluff". After that grab ketchup and put it in the center of each cum-filled eye. finally creating as we know as Louisiana Snake Eyes

Rasphusha loves Louisiana Snake Eyes

Louisiana Snake Eyes by DeadsexyFish March 16, 2009

Rolling Snake Eyes

Shitting in one's pants

George Brett played craps at the casino then capped the night off rolling snake eyes in his pants.

Rolling Snake Eyes by SkunkWorm February 2, 2015

stroking the one eyed snake 

masterbating ones penis

i saw some awesome porn so i stroked the one eyed snake

stroking the one eyed snake by Justin Hell May 18, 2004