An Asian spaghetti sandwich is when you take a shit in a girl's hair and shove her hair up your butt. If done correctly, it should resemble spaghetti with meat sauce on a bun.
Wanda: Hey Kerry! I'm hungry. Let's eat.
Kerry: How about an Asian Spaghetti Sandwich?
Wanda: No thanks. I didn't plan on washing my hair today.
Kerry: How about an Asian Spaghetti Sandwich?
Wanda: No thanks. I didn't plan on washing my hair today.
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One axis is located on Bermuda while the other is in Perth, Australia.
It even has a rating of 4.9 on Google Maps.
One axis is located on Bermuda while the other is in Perth, Australia.
It even has a rating of 4.9 on Google Maps.
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Me: Man, I hope Slazo's doing ok
Slazo: makes Earth Sandwich
glad you're back mf
"
^ Excerpt from the top comment, not made by me
"I have to write this pointless sentence containing the exact words of 'Slazo's Earth Sandwich' because ud won't let me post this otherwise!"
Me: Man, I hope Slazo's doing ok
Slazo: makes Earth Sandwich
glad you're back mf
"
^ Excerpt from the top comment, not made by me
"I have to write this pointless sentence containing the exact words of 'Slazo's Earth Sandwich' because ud won't let me post this otherwise!"
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Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today
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When a girl has all of her holes filled. 2 guys on the bottom and one on the top.
Can occur when a group of friends go to kebab a bitch and they find that they have 3 guys instead of 2.
When a girl has all of her holes filled. 2 guys on the bottom and one on the top.
Can occur when a group of friends go to kebab a bitch and they find that they have 3 guys instead of 2.
Cody: Why is Jill walking so funny?
Thomas: Because Kyle, John and I gave her a DP&B sandwich.
Cody: What's a DP&B sandwich?
Thomas: Let's just say, we were all busy at the same time.
Kyle: Oh Hey John!!!
Thomas: Because Kyle, John and I gave her a DP&B sandwich.
Cody: What's a DP&B sandwich?
Thomas: Let's just say, we were all busy at the same time.
Kyle: Oh Hey John!!!
by Johnny Gates November 24, 2013
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Father of the modern position of Chief Sandwich Officer: Brady Walcott.
Father of the modern position of Chief Sandwich Officer: Brady Walcott.
One hour after lunch, my Chief Sandwich Officer explained he was hungry. Being experienced senior management, he produced a pocket sandwich and ate heartily. This both quieted his hunger and insured I had to answer all client questions since his mouth was full and it would be rude to speak.
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