Poonami

A Poonami is the unexpected need to take a bowel movement. The result is a highly violent, high velocity liquid shit. It is worsened by the act of pulling down your pants in a furious frenzy not to crap your pants. This act can result in the projectile diarrhea splattering on the back of the toilet not allowing the victim to sit on the toilet . The cleanup is disgusting and unavoidable. Yea

I splatter shat my toilet so bad the Poonami required a haz mat team to do the cleanup

by anonymous April 4, 2022

Poonanidoopalhpolas

A male who defines himself as a legitimate cock inhaler(people named nic). Some people take as far an occupation

Yo bro this morning I woke up feeling very Poonanidoopalhpolas!

by Tyrone Floyd April 10, 2022

Poonanidoopalhpolas

A male who defines himself a true legitimate cock inhaler. (People named nick) could be taken as far as a full time occupation!

I woke up this gay morning,, feeing very Poonanidoopalhpolas!

by Tyrone Floyd April 10, 2022

Poisonivyedits

They may not post much but when they do they're edits are amazing as per usual. Super creative and also just the nicest person ever!! Everyone should have an ivy in their life tbh

"Hey, what are you doing today? got any plans?"
"Oh omw to ignore all my non-existent friends just so I can text ivy for the day"

"Guys everyone stop what your doing, poisonivyedits just posted, this wont happen for another few weeks!!"

by dpsvids April 24, 2022

Poon

A Poon is approximately 10 milliliters of muc (aka cum, semen, wacky liquid, knuckle children, funny hose leakage, 500 grand of dept, the wormies, liquid dream killer...). One poon of muc is enough to perfectly fill one lightbulb casing.

Oh my god, a new record, 17 whole poons of muc in one ejaculation.
I'm about to muc, get ready to catch my poons.
This hot rod can hold 45 poons worth of muc.

by master poonway April 25, 2022

Poison Veins

a disease for when it kinda feels like your veins are made out of poison

Did you hear that Meaghan had poison veins?

by Meban0_0 May 5, 2022

Poon

Aussie Slang. The act of doing a poo while mooning someone.

The guy was shocked when the girl started to moon him, but even more so when it turned into a poon!

by Boots01 May 5, 2022