peter turtle

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.

Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019

peter

he likes to say “😂😂😂”. he’s funny & kinda cute too.

peter says 😂😂😂

by loliamnotfunny October 25, 2019

peter

the funniest person you'l ever meet keep him as a friend

oh that guy is a real peter

by schoolisno October 30, 2019

Peter

Peter is a boy who is hella cute. All you want is him and everything he has. He has dirty blonde hair and a smile that lights up the world. Every girl falls in love with him, but he keeps his heart set on one girl. No matter how he's feeling he's always laughing over nothing. If you have a friend Peter, he's a keeper🥰

Peter laughed as he talked to the girl he'd been crushing on for years❤️

by peter retep December 27, 2019

peterfile

A word to describe a nonce who's name is Peter

fred: "hey did you hear what happend to Peter?"
Bob: "no, what happend"

Fred " he serving time because he's a peterfile"

by kezza town December 28, 2019

Peter Off

To lose your erection during sex

I was having sex with my husband last night and everything was going well until I started to peter off. There was no coming back from that one

by Bitcoin Is About To Skyrocket January 2, 2020

Peter Parker

a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.

amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.

i larb him

person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu

by tOmhOlLanD owns my <3 January 25, 2020