Serpent Piss

A blockage at the front section of the Uretha which causes the stream or urine to spray out as two hot streams, usually at reflective angles like the fork of a serpents tongue causing mayhem, mess and misery.

Sorry I took a while, had a serpent piss and had to clean up. Please, continue.

by AC44 March 2, 2021

Pissed Revenge

when you get a tingly feeling of anger inside you that takes you over after someone does something bad to you, can range from telling to a full blow single-punch knockout

Dan: Dude, Jesse spat on me the other day so i knocked him out to teach him not to mess with a pissed man
Jake: Wow, how long was he out for?
Dan: 'bout 8 hours
Jake: Pissed Revenge if you ask me
Dan: now Jesse is afraid of me

by your best idiot April 17, 2010

pissed idiot

Someone who can't handle their booze and carries on like a complete bellend.

Everytime he drinks, Nick turns into nothing but a pissed idiot.

by Stormingnorming January 30, 2016

piss the pus’

The female version of “drain the lizard “ Often spoken by native Arkansas women.

How’s my favorite girl Robin doing today?

“Well, my bladder is full, I’ve got to go piss the pus’

by Gin-uh-cide November 28, 2022

kid piss

To drop one's pants onto the floor when at a public urinal like a kid pisses.

"Dude I was at the pub the other day and this bloke rocked up next to me and started taking a kid piss"

by tiny_dancer May 30, 2013

Piss slurp

When you pee on the floor and soak it up with a t shirt and squeeze it into ones mouth.

Erin just gave me a piss slurp!

by Bootysniffer54 March 22, 2021

piss shitting

My wife said its when you have the runs so bad she pisses out of both holes.

I just got back from the bathroom piss shitting I am so sick.

by Forest89 October 4, 2017