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I think that butt pirate is making an error and has an enthatuation with the affections he gets from cornholio.
by Mr. Homophobia May 26, 2023
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Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.
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Friend: dam bro you desperate, she's a staircase pirate.
by DocTock December 25, 2022
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Screaming hazarrrrd after ejacing in a ship wench, filling her to the brim after 5 consecutive weeks of anal and peanut butter monkey head.
“Im gonna show that bitch of a wench what it truly means to get fucked vigourously by an angry pirate!!“
“Fuck i love brimmin bitches when im angry“
“Fuck i love brimmin bitches when im angry“
by Stoned fruit flower pussy powe August 9, 2018
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by CharlatanDk October 4, 2017
Get the Pirate English mug.A mountain pirate can be identified by three defining characteristics:
1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.
2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.
3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.
2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.
3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
“Your behavior is landing you dangerously close to earning the title of mountain pirate. Also obviously your mother is concerned.”
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