Oh ehm jizzle

Oh my gosh with a touch of spice. Noun. Said when something beast happens or something absolutely mind blowing.

OH EHM JIZZLE!!!!!!! THIS CAT IS PINK WITH ZEBRA STRIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by amnm321 April 16, 2011

Oh Shit Maneuver

The "Oh Shit Maneuver" is a popular driving maneuver that is performed while the driver's vehicle is on a collision course with a large, outside force. The maneuver is properly executed by quickly observing the current situation, followed by loudly exclaiming "OH SHIT", and then rapidly rotating the steering wheel in an attempt to avoid disaster.

To perform the "Oh Shit Maneuver":

Step 1. Observe that ten deer have just frolicked out of the woods and onto the road.

Step 2. Exclaim "OH SHIT"

Step 3. frantically turn the wheel and/or stomp on the brakes to avoid accidents.

by DinosaurzFTW December 1, 2011

Oh-Shit Gift

A gift typically given by a guy to his girlfriend/wife when he forgets it's her birthday or Valentine's Day/Anniversary/etc.

*Cell call* Happy " ", sweetie!

*"Oh, shit!" Grabs nearest thing on shelf*

An Oh-Shit Gift

by JennO89 February 22, 2009

Oh My Ellen

An alternative to the widely used "oh my god". Used by those that follow the Ellen Degeneres movement.

Oh my ellen he's hot

by _olli3._ December 18, 2021

Oh my Universe!

This is an alternate to "Oh my God!" for agnostic and atheistic folks. The acronym is omu or OMU.

Oh my Universe! Did you hear what happened yesterday?

This can't be real. Oh my Universe! What will we ever do?

This is some bullshit, oh my Universe.

by LingDanc803 September 9, 2023

"oh shit" handle

the handle above you head in a car or truck whenever an oh shit moment is about to happ

oh shit we're fixin to roll over earl grab the "oh shit" handle

by superneck December 28, 2013

Monkey Five-Oh

An obscure colloquism referring to the Police (Fuzz,Pig,Copper,etc.).

Origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to "Hawaii 5-0" (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities associated to low-ranking law enforcers.

"...Quick, turn down the music - Monkey Five-Oh is right outside!"

by DardaDos September 1, 2005