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life slap

When you see somebody from your childhood or x number of years ago and start to talk about how your lives are going.

They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
Hey John! I haven't seen you for ages! What are you up to these days?

Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!

How about you?

I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?

*LIFE SLAP!*
by grudge_bearer December 4, 2010
mugGet the life slapmug.

Meaning of life

To not disappoint the pizza gods and our lord and saviour, Cashew Pizza chwisty. It is our purpose to consume pizza so that we can forever give thanks to our gods by consuming their children.
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life shower

When you take a shower to remove the drunken sins of the prior night.
I was so drunk last night, I railed the ugliest girl in the bar so I woke up and took a life shower
by NateJ_8 July 23, 2014
mugGet the life showermug.

life force

The life froce was what preluded the big bang which was probably sparked from one of the other universes in our multiverse
The universe was created by a life force
by tory borty August 26, 2013
mugGet the life forcemug.

Life and limb

Steven Seagal sacrifices life and limb to save his comrades.
by D. Y. Vetz July 1, 2019
mugGet the Life and limbmug.

Life Nine

(1) Fuck man,, i took seven points of molly last night

(2) ...damn bra, were ya rollin balls or what?

(1) yeah vision got all narrow an shit -- i swear im on life nine

(2) word.
by sanbtiago November 11, 2010
mugGet the Life Ninemug.

DISHIE LIFE

The term “DISHIE LIFE” means that you love, and dedicate your life to washing dishes, following wrestling opponents, not being able to sleep, and intensely praying to Joel Osteen.
by Trent Sta11 May 27, 2023
mugGet the DISHIE LIFEmug.

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