November 30

The day where you explain to stupid people that it's still too early to celebrate Christmas. You can exchange and receive gifts but no "Merry Christmas"

"Merry Christmas" "Shut the f**k up its still November 30 bro."

by ultra_soft_ November 28, 2021

november 23

the day you find true love

we started dating on the november 23rd

by peneloie February 9, 2021

November 3

Slap your shortest friend

*Smack* What was that for?! Duh! It’s November 3rd!

by Thevscogirl October 28, 2019

November 12

The day a bad bitch was born by the name of Doanna that has a fat ass and is prime e-girl material and the love of my life.

Her: Hey what day is today?
Me: November 12th
Her: Oh so bad bitch day

by underwater225 October 28, 2019

Cumnut November

A one month challenge where you nut every day of November. Used by perverted teens who can't stand the sight of the cute girls in their school.

Friend 1: "I'm not going to make it through No Nut November"
Friend 2: "It's ok bro, I've now officially invented Cumnut November!"

by yourlocalnoodlex21 November 1, 2019

November 2nd

One of my best friends awesome birthday!!!!

Happy birthday it’s November 2nd!

by Hairy Cheeto November 1, 2019

November 3

The day where u get to drink alcohol even if ur to young go have some fun and party all night even if u have to have a hangover the next morning

Kid:mum it's november 3
Mum: and that means what exactly
Kid:this means I get to get drunk and party

Mum: no your not *spanks the kids ass*

by 3113ellewww November 2, 2019