A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
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Get the crippling nippling mug.A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.
In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.
Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.
Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
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Get the Nipple spank mug.The result of a woman shitting on a mans chest hitting his nipple and the act of him pressing a glass half full of water against it and shaking. The use of the liquid varies. Commonly called dnp and way more popular than you’d thing in the southeast.
Jerome wanted to make some dirty nipple water last night so he had tina shit on his chest and she obliged.
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Someone who pains you internally when you bump into them in life .
Nipple bopper , similar to that feeling you get once you bump into a corner and directly hitting your nipple.
An internal pain that no amount of rubbing can resolve .
Nipple bopper
Someone who causes an internal pain once you meet\and or bump into in life .
......nipple bopper.
Someone who pains you internally when you bump into them in life .
Nipple bopper , similar to that feeling you get once you bump into a corner and directly hitting your nipple.
An internal pain that no amount of rubbing can resolve .
Nipple bopper
Someone who causes an internal pain once you meet\and or bump into in life .
......nipple bopper.
"Man , our boss is such a nipple bopper ."
"I wish there was a word for someone that gives me this internal pain , you mean nipple bopper ? "
"Why is mark such a nipple bopper?"
"I wish there was a word for someone that gives me this internal pain , you mean nipple bopper ? "
"Why is mark such a nipple bopper?"
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