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crippled nipples

the double d's become slightly lower than usual. like grandma's.
by mitchell n tyre January 19, 2023
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Nipple Slap

When you literally slap someone's nipple
Nick don't make me nipple slap you.
by spaceacr1973 May 14, 2018
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nipple god

Nipple god est l'un des meilleurs combattons dans un combat au mamelons d'une école. Un combat dure moins de 5 mins ou moins si une personne veut quitter il a juste à dire pochette pendant une fight.
On l'emmène au Dark room pour le montrer qui sont les vraies nipple god. Après ça tes nipples seront tellement rouges que ne dira plus jamais ce mot.
by Kenbitch April 23, 2019
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Iguana Nipples

When a woman’s nipples point to different directions
I don’t know what direction her nipples were looking, she’s got Iguana nipples.
by Nichole Adamson April 24, 2019
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Nipple-pop

Verb:
-The act of either rupturing a breast implant, or flicking a nipple so hard it immediately explodes due to pressure built up within the tip.

Noun:
-An awesome candy someone needs to invent. Weather it be a giant nipple lolly-pop, or a disk-shaped gusher, it needs to be a thing.
Verb:
-"Hannah's breast implants are so flat! You don't think she got nipple-popped, do you?!"
-"My cousin got nipple-popped by his ex. That's when he realized he was gay."

Noun:
- "I love sucking on nipple-pops! They remind me of my infancy!"
by Katiefly36 April 30, 2014
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Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.
Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"
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Dookie Doggie Nipples

When somethings so ass you gotta compare it to a dogs dookie ass nipples
Friend 1: Bro ms Smith is making is goon AGAIN
Friend 2: bro this shit so dookie doggie nipples
by G0B3IN September 24, 2025
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