Matthew

Matthew has a is a real one that probably has a gorilla dick and. Pull all the bitches

If u don’t like matthew u probably don’t get bitches

by Bigboiiibdh November 5, 2020

Matthew

A clever gentleman with skills and talent, good looks to spare and charm that could leave you dreaming. Although you may be the kind to never get swept off your feet, a Matthew surely will. He has a quiet, dark nature that is mysterious and sexy but very warm and friendly. A true hero. He would lay down his life in protection of those he cares for. He is witty and has a group of friends wherever he goes that love his banter, especially over cards, food and drinks. He is a passionate lover and a dreamer. A loyal friend and companion. Matthew is epic, simply said.

Josh: "Who else can we invite to the party?"

Josh and Sam : "MATTHEW!!! HA HA YES!"

"Who is going to escort you to the masquerade this year? "Matthew, a personal friend, very handsome."

"I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream..."

"Who rescued me from the car after the accident before is exploded?" "His name was Matthew."

by FoxyFoxDancer November 13, 2020

Matthew

a big bubble blower

He is a Matthew, his bubble is big!!

by discombobulated4 November 8, 2021

Matthew Special

The act of scooping up your genitalia (cock and balls) and jamming them as hard as you can into a vagina whilst wearing a 2003 rookie Lebron jersey and screaming "YAM TIME" as a "finishing move" to stimulate a female orgasm

I tried out the Matthew Special on my girlfriend yesterday, it's the first time I have made her orgasm

by bigsexmachinematthewrobertson January 25, 2025

Matthew

They are crazy and can sometimes be mean but in the end they are very nice. They are also a bit lazy AT HOME but when it comes to sports or when they're at other places they aren't very lazy. They are actually pretty good at sports. They also try to get you to do things for them. They do help you though.

Matthew is good at sports.

by KayWinter December 28, 2019

Matthew kelly

Matthew Kelly is a very dumb Asian boy who is a great at rapping. Matthew Kelly has just released his new album on Spotify. He likes to watch prawns in class, especially religion

Look it's Matthew Kelly, such a great rapper.

by Henti lover November 23, 2021

matthew sims

The human being who's last name was the inspiration to the greatest video-game of all time.

Me:Hi I'm Matthew sims
Friend :Really ? Your name is an inspiration!
Me:I know, I should be famous.

by Fourhatmatt July 8, 2017