Antique Magician

Verb; The act of emmiting one's load, or money shot, on a female's face and proceeding by throwing a handful of flour in the air and disappearing by the time it settles.

I performed the antique magician on your girlfriend last night.

by BAWB04 March 6, 2011

Mexican Magic Carpet

When a man dismounts his partner, sits on their back, and busts onto the back of their head; taking a healthy dump in the process.

Anne - Frank tried performing a mexican magic carpet on me last night; but he failed due to his lack of aim.

by JacquesLeCoqueGrande July 30, 2011

Math Magician

An employee who lies on their timesheet so it appears they worked 40 hours, not the 35 they actually worked.

Beth is a math magician. She can make coming in at 10:00 and leaving at 5:00 equal 8 full hours.

by INArchitect April 10, 2015

horse magic baby juice

The cream that gives yo horses the herps.

The male horse sprayed its magic baby juice all up in dat junk.

#Horse magic baby juice

by FiddleBilly November 6, 2017

Black magic weaboo

A female that wears black and watches too much anime.

I am sexually attracted to a Black magic weaboo

by ur_fav_black_sheep January 31, 2018

Naked Magician

Someone who you can trust.

A magician without clothes cannot hide the trick he's doing using sleeves, pockets, or other clothing. Therefore the only true magician you can trust to really be magic, is a naked one.

Coined by popular Youtuber Ryan Magee from SuperMega, a Naked Magician is synonymous with a trustworthy person with no tricks up their sleeve.

Jack: I don't know if I should trust him with my money, what if he's loses it?
Mike: Don't worry, you can trust him. He's a naked magician.

by kcekjm1997 May 31, 2018

Black Magic

Black magic a.k.a jakomäki magic means that a dark individual spells out magic words and suddenly you have a knife in your side and you are missing your bike

NiBBa: Hey! Do you wanna see black magic?
Me: Sure I do
NiBBa: Abrakadabra, my sister is nine. Take a walk, cus your bike is now mine!

by Sneaky motherfucker April 25, 2019