May 18th

national queen vanessa day!!!!

you heard me
on this day you celebrate queen vanessa from a hat in time no questions asked

oh my god its may 18th we gotta go to the manor get on your fucking scooter

by birbe lmao December 20, 2020

May 9

This is the day that the sweetest kid is born on. They are very sweet and kind and funny. Not to mention they are very cute. Their smile makes you so happy and every time you look at them you can’t stop smiling.

May 9 is a very special day

by BellaJane1234 December 21, 2020

chrissie-may

Nice on the outside and back stabbers on the inside. When you think their you best friend they will stab you in the back. They are horrible people.

Chrissie-May's are straight up horrible

by Susan van brakpan November 4, 2020

may 9th

national facetime your crush day!

sally facetime your crush.
no.
its may 9th you have too

by potatotheif November 6, 2020

May 11th

Pat your moms head

Hey Mom May 11th is pat your moms head day and that’s today! Can I pat your head?
(*Pat*) a motion of tapping but with hole hand

by May Ellie Smith February 27, 2021

May 4th

National switch masks with a homeless man day!
Step one: Find a homeless person
Step two: Ask to trade masks with them

ITS SIMPLE!!

You: Hey. It's may 4th you know what that means!
Homeless person: Yeah yeah I know here gimme your mask 🙄

by Daddy Dora April 23, 2021

May 5

National give your gf neck kisses day😍

Gf: Why did you kiss my neck?
Bf: Bc its may 5

by Drunkdazedjungwon May 4, 2021