Bee Watching Maia

A complete bee sucker nobody likes her because she is in too beeporn

Look it's a Bee Watching Maia

by Cumberdoodel May 5, 2020

fish ham mafia

someone who is very mean to hamduster
and belongs to ham mafia

fish ham mafia :you filthy dishwasher

hamduster ham mafia :thats not nice

by hamduster December 30, 2020

Nerf Gun Mafia

The pretentious "Big-tech" dorks of Silicon Valley known for annoying otherwise-productive & tech-savvy people, helping to destroy the first amendment with censorship, and growing a technocracy to replace not only themselves, but pretty much most of humanity.

While Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, and the likes have always been fodder for critics of upstanding human behavior, 2020 really showed how powerful the Nerf Gun Mafia has become, and how dangerous it is to America as well as the rest of the world.

by S. McCormick April 7, 2021

Finger Puppet Mafia

A group of people that have the ability to completely control women with only the use of their fingers.

"That girl is completely brain washed by her boyfriend"
"He must be part of the Finger Puppet Mafia"

by FlabbyPatty April 29, 2021

owen and maia

two soulmates waiting to be found together. they live each other to the death and want to kiss each other everyday.

owen and maia should just date already.

by owen❤️maia June 3, 2021

Suneri Pittsburgh Mafia

The Sunseri mafia was formed by immigrants who descended from Italy in the early 1900’s. They settled in Pittsburgh and began working with locals through loans which later came to grow their wealth. Throughout their time in Pittsburgh they began opening small deli shops that only sold provolone. It was the head of the mafias favorite type of cheese. As their deli shops grew in popularity they began laundering money through them in order to maintain power. To this day only a few remain after many died of syphilis in the mid 1900’s. One shop remains and can be found in Pittsburgh, to those who haven’t been you should check it out.

Person 1: wow that deli shop is doing really well.
Person 2: That deli shop is run like the Suneri Pittsburgh Mafia!
Person 3: woah they’ve been around forever! I’ve never tried their provolone!

Urban Dictionary: Sunseri Pittsburgh Mafia

by glizztronics February 27, 2022

White Girl Mafia

A group of white girls who are usually all wearing Lululemon and Hokas and pretending to be on a walk but are really just going to get iced coffee. White girl mafias are especially noticeable walking around town in the morning as they want to show that they are productive members of society and have woken up before everyone else. The term mafia comes from the fact that they move in groups and no one can stop them from getting their iced coffee. One of them probably asked you for a cigarette last night at the bar but professes that cigarettes are disgusting during the day. Try to break their routine and they’ll fucking kill you.

I was driving to work today and saw 4 different white girl mafias. All of them had iced coffee but we’re wearing work out clothing.

by durka_durka August 3, 2022