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lick the dogfort

The moment that you realize something you thought was impossible is, in fact, quite simple.
It's not the actual cardboard that's the barrier; it is the puppy's lack of knowledge about it being penetrable. Shouldn't last much longer than the first time he decides to lick the dogfort.
by OllyOxen April 20, 2020
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ballsack licking

To gelatinously put tongue on ones jingle jangles
The homo was stupid and "ballsack licking".
by Baller63 December 29, 2014
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Devious lick

Its only 2 weeks into school and i got this devious lick
by Devious licker September 9, 2021
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Devious Lick

A Devious lick or lick is a TikTok Trend in late 2021 where students or people steal school supplies, devices etc. It started when a video on TikTok was uploaded about a student stole a soap dispenser.
Bryan: Have you seen my devious lick?
Sam: You mean your electronic pencil sharpener?
Bryan: Yea
by ThatPlaneNerd September 15, 2021
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CONNECT LICK

When a THEFT is connected to a THINK TANK where you are usually because if it was not the effectiveness it would FAIL MISERABLY.

To connect SEXUALLY effectively with your overwhelming SEXUAL PREFERENCE.
Look when they put the APPLE on her head WILLIAM TELL went to work as THE ARCHER and when the arrow flies the LICK takes place but after a little thought you get a CONNECT LICK but the next move for ANAL ALAN is find the right DICK to LIFT AND LICK where the lyrics to this song must be studied in DEPTH , as let's all have fun and for now on give BLOW JOB'S that are SKY HIGH.

OK, John what happens if I tickle the FICK out of you well, I know I would have you in STITCHES laughing and suppose this guy came from LONG ISLAND and shined a LIGHT UP YOUR ASSHOLE looking for CESTODA would it piss you off to have your PET picked on especially if the LITTLE BOYS AND LITTLE GIRLS and BABIES YOU LOVE you CONNECT LICK with a FLESHY RIMJOB so much would definitely OBJECT as you are a nice JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE that makes them happy and they all have pets so they want you to have a pet too.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 16, 2021
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lick the dinosaur

by GMan the grey July 22, 2021
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Devious lick

a lick that is most devious and powerful when acquired
maggie: i found the most devious lick at school today

kaela: what is it?
maggie: a school bathroom stall door 🥶😈
by maggieyourmom September 9, 2021
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