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Jordan Peterson

Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.
Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.
by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024
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Jordan

Jordan’s are AMAZING people and are the best boyfriends. He is cute, funny, smart, and knows how to make a girl smile. He’s a bad singer but tries to be funny about it. Jordan’s can get an attitude sometimes but, if your his true friend he’ll forgive you. Jordan’s are very kind but are not afraid to throw punches. He will do anything he can to help out and will without a doubt fight for the ones he love. If your in a relationship with a Jordan, then your honestly the luckiest person alive. Jordan is an amazing person overall!
Dudette 1: Oh who’s that cute boy over there?
Dudette 2: Oh that’s Jordan!
by jordanzgirl June 26, 2019
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Jordan

Type of dude who is usually pretty cool, maybe a ninja or ceo of your mom. Most likely has a huge dong. Really sweet but can break your back when it comes down to it.
Girl 1: Wow Jordan is such a great dude, but did you see what’s in his pants??

Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg
by My name is nice guy June 22, 2020
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Jordan Is Hot and is normaly super small, he like lots a lot of boys and goes for the variety ;) He Is Pansexuel and is super stinky. he never showers but has a real nice dish of spaggetti.
POV: Wow, Whos Spaggetti Is That!

Me: Oh, Yeah Thats Jordans (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ 8==3

Isnt He So Sexy,
So Hot
So Rubbing
And So Loving.

Jordans Normaly Like Girls Name Audom Charlice Raine, And Boden.
by Real But Right. October 23, 2023
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International fuck Jordan's bitch day

march the 16 is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch
"it's international fuck Jordan's bitch day let's go see the hoe!
by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025
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Jordan

Jordan is a great person. If you find a Jordan never let her go. She will always be by your side no matter what happens. She will think and tell you she is ugly but she will be the most beautiful person you will ever meet. Jordan's are usually athletic. They are really popular. She will make you laugh no matter what by using the little stupidity she has because she is really smart . If you ever make her smile. She has a tight group of friends (mostly her sporty friends). But she does have some other friends. She is very sweet and if you make her mad you must've done something really bad against her. If you have a Jordan as a girlfriend hold her tight and if you have a best friend do everything you need to make her happy.
Girl 1: Jordan has a softball game today.
Girl 2: I know she's my best friend. I hope she does good.
Girl 1: She's your best friend. Dang she's really popular, beautiful, sweet and she has a pretty smile.
Girl 2: I know
by gurleygirl26 September 25, 2019
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Jordan

A very handsome young man pulling loads of girls.

Popular schoolboy.

Very kind and never bodyshames
Jordan is the kindest guy i met.
by isaac bussin March 31, 2021
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