wake up with jake up

Waking up in the morning with a boner.

I couldn't go for my morning piss as I had a case of Wake up with Jake up...

by EG & RK February 8, 2017

Jake from State Farm

That guy you call at 3:00am that wears khakis

Me: who are you calling at 3:00am

Friend: Jake from State Farm

Me: what are you wear “jake from State Farm”
Jake: uhhhh khakis

by XxjustinxX187 October 16, 2018

The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons

The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!

Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk

by BUG_GUTZ April 22, 2021

The Logan Paul and Jake Paul Effect

The way that the Logan Paul and Jake Paul effect works is how a guy creates something and then another person starts to judge about the thing that the guy made, and then the guy starts to judge about his creativity and it continues with an apology between the guy or the person. This effect is also called "The LPJP Effect". This Effect can occur at rare chances where you're arguing with somebody.

The way that the Logan Paul and Jake Paul effect works is how a guy creates something and then another person starts to judge about the thing that the guy made, and then the guy starts to judge about his creativity and it continues with an apology between the guy or the person.

by doodmcdoodface July 3, 2017

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper

He did it again, God fucking dammit

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper again

by BigBigFuck May 29, 2018

Jake from State Farm

Someone who is a good neighbor and is wearing khakis constantly. Also happens to have a Twitter.

Person 1: Yoooo it’s Jake from State Farm!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: *points at Jake from State Farm*
Person 2: What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
Jake: Khakis, a kuromi sweater, and my vans.
Person 2: That’s not Jake.
Person 1: Jake can be anything, ofc it’s Jake from State Farm

by Nagitoe January 31, 2021

give jake a hand job day

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.

i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.

by best rust player in the school May 5, 2023