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Jacob

Selfish, narcissist bitch who blames all of his problems on other people
Jacob is the biggest bitch I ever met
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Jacob

A serious dipshit who has no concept of a woman, tends to be a virgin until death. Frequently has anger autism outbreaks do to little man and small penis syndrome. Typically thinks he can rap and fight. Also tends to weigh under 100 pounds and have vigorous battle with winds. Looks all bone, no muscle. Sound cloud: jdnk (Know Who You Are)
that little faggot jacob cant hit a ball
by NRHS J DUNk April 16, 2019
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Jacob bilinski

by jacob bilinski September 24, 2016
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Jacob

rudeasshomophobicattentionwhoresexistpussybitch
What is Jacob like?
rudeasshomophobicattentionwhoresexistpussybitch
by anonymous March 25, 2022
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jacob

a donkey who can't get none
hey look he has to be jacob
by someonewhoknowsjacob March 6, 2019
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Jacobitis

Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.
Holy fuck, calm your jacobitis and just fucking grow a pair.
by lildickjacoob May 10, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is the type of person that will make your life complete. He will make you smile every day, give you butterflies whenever you talk and make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Jacob has a cute smile and can make you laugh so much.
Did you see that beautiful boy over there? Yeah his name is Jacob, teehee
by princessshabols.cdog January 8, 2020
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