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Weed

The thing that you inhail
"SLURP" I love weed
by Fortnight kid September 28, 2022
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pimp weed

a pimp smokeing weed
that pimp was so doing the pimp weed! he's G
by coreyyy♥ August 7, 2008
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Weeded Out

A negative term to describe someone who consumes marijuana where such drug is clearly having a detrimental effect on their being.

Can also be taken as a play on words to say that someone was 'weeded out' (taken out) of a program/job/place etc due to their drug use.
Person 1: Hey I kind of like her, but they're kind of... dull?
Person 2: well duh, she's totally weeded out. Look at her friends, how she talks, real obvious.
by diegdefs January 24, 2024
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jank weed

Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it
Man this grass is jank weed. I'm not even high. I totally got janked off.
by parkmaster January 19, 2015
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blue moon weed

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating
yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!
by paneshroud December 22, 2023
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Weed-Drawals

When you haven’t had any of the wacky-tobacky for a day and you start feeling every single emotion on the spectrum.
Joe: Are you okay?
Me: No, I’m having major weed-drawals...
Joe: Weed-drawals?
Me: JUST SHUT UP AND FIND ME A FUCKING NUGGET! *sobs uncontrollably in fetal position*
by Weedla August 21, 2018
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Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.
A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.
by Planet12 May 25, 2025
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