When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021
Get the Wood chippingmug. It’s when life can throw some hard punches at you and you have to learn how to evade, get back up, and evolve in order to survive the next threat that comes into your life.
John: Dude I lost my job last month and it made my life a living hell and that’s what made me become an entrepreneur.
Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods”
John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it
Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods”
John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it
by Coboricua March 7, 2021
Get the Sometimes you got to live in the woodsmug. by bigwood22 May 25, 2019
Get the big wood 22mug. Some phrase that jacknjellify decided would look good on a shirt
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows
Might be supposed to sound like “what up” no one really knows
Cary: yo what should we put on a shirt with the character woody?
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok
That other dude, idk his name: wood up
Cary: what
That other dude, idk his name: yea, let’s print that on a bunch of t shirts
Cary: ok
by someone I guess March 5, 2021
Get the wood upmug. A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.
Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...
Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood
Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...
Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood
Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood
Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...
Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood
by ZaddysLilCumslut March 7, 2023
Get the Zachary Woodmug. by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019
Get the polishing woodmug. girl 1: ew Colby wood just asked me for nudes again.
girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.
girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.
by mynamewastskensoiusedthis January 30, 2020
Get the Colby woodmug.