holy guokamoly

really surprised at something that is very cool

holy guokamoly that was a sickkk thing that you just did shit dude

by johnwyane72 October 29, 2018

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Holy child

A school of sluts and hoes.
This school is fun for partiers, it’s an easier version of stone ridge.
All the guys target holy child for the hot girls.
It’s very easy and super fun.
The high schoolers love juuls and alcohol.

Guy #1 Omg that girl is so hot! She must be from holy child!
Guy #1 Imma go give her a head, bye.

Guy #2 O well I already hooked up with her so...
Guy #1 What ever she’s still so fucking gorgeous

by heyoitsurgirlo October 29, 2018

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holy slowly

a word used to describe being astonished about something

Holy slowly, my computer takes forever to save a file

by SEANDOR October 29, 2018

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Holy ghosting

When you meet someone at church and decide you no longer want to be friends, so you stop showing up at church.

I'm holy ghosting her because she was crazy. Hail satan!

by Savannahghost November 7, 2018

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holy-shit epiphany

When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!

by Rudee November 10, 2018

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Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things

Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why

by Kurosu February 24, 2019

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