I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.
by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022
Get the Canned Hammug. a football (american football) term used to describe a huge penis, usually used when the player has accomplished something.
by Everyone knows me December 15, 2017
Get the huge hammug. by Boi of the big variety May 26, 2020
Get the bowl of hammug. by zerothebot June 15, 2024
Get the Hiden the hammug. by cottyszn17 August 6, 2022
Get the ham sandwichmug. The most retardedest, stupid, dumbest, fatest, most garbage ass coach to ever grace the beautiful National Basketball Association. He is considered retarded by many. Often times, he is spotted playing "pocket pool" courtside instead of coaching the Los Angeles Lakers. Some people refer to this demon spawn as "darvin hamas." This idiot has done his absolute best to sabotage the end of the greatest person to ever touch an NBA basketball, Lebron James Sr. He started off his Lakers tenure 1-9. In his own NBA career, he averaged 2.7 points per game, now Jeanie Buss calls upon him to coach Lebron. On many occasions, he has overruled Lebron's attempts at challenging plays, most recently on April 27th, 2024, in game 4 against the Denver Nuggets. He is considered to be in an ongoing love affair with Los Angeles Lakers player, Taurean Prince. One of his favorite things to do is run a four guard lineup, which involves playing for players at one time who specialize at PG/SG. He has even done this when down three games to zero in an NBA playoff series.
by Professor Nate April 27, 2024
Get the Darvin Hammug. by killdtheone1 August 4, 2010
Get the Hock Hammug.