whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.
by the two bob lobber July 31, 2012
Get the the human spirit levelmug. A form of body suspension. This act is when you attach hooks to the foreskin or scrotum. Then you are suspended and have a friend spin you like a ceiling a fan. A great way to reduce stress!!! To preform the human ceiling fan you must posses a strong foreskin, scrotom and have an extremely strong core strength!
Hey man, I have had a really stressful week. Can you come by tonight to give me a spin? Looking to preform the human ceiling fan!
by TheCreaper April 28, 2024
Get the Human Ceiling Fanmug. (e.g: 'There were many Roman Emperors who claimed to be a human god').
(Note: SImilar phrases to human god include avatar, deitykin, godkin, demigod, proto-god, divinity, daemon (not demon), ascended master & apotheosized mortal).
(Note: SImilar phrases to human god include avatar, deitykin, godkin, demigod, proto-god, divinity, daemon (not demon), ascended master & apotheosized mortal).
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis July 10, 2023
Get the Human godmug. Excerpt from "The Humans": Humans, as a rule, don’t like mad people unless they are good at painting, and
only then once they are dead. But the definition of mad, on Earth, seems to be very
unclear and inconsistent. What is perfectly sane in one era turns out to be insane in
another. The earliest humans walked around naked with no problem. Certain
humans, in humid rainforests mainly, still do so. So, we must conclude that
madness is sometimes a question of time, and sometimes of postcode.
The key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in
the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping
on the right kind of grass.
only then once they are dead. But the definition of mad, on Earth, seems to be very
unclear and inconsistent. What is perfectly sane in one era turns out to be insane in
another. The earliest humans walked around naked with no problem. Certain
humans, in humid rainforests mainly, still do so. So, we must conclude that
madness is sometimes a question of time, and sometimes of postcode.
The key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in
the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping
on the right kind of grass.
by azuredragon7721 December 20, 2021
Get the Humansmug. 
by Ares Raped Ur mother February 28, 2021
Get the scum of humanitymug.