February 2nd

Ur name in madden and u play Roblox ur an okay person and friend just stop telling the person who wrote this to kill themselves

Madden: let’s play Minecraft

Me:okay
Madden: u suck die
Me:ur an okay friend
Madden: it’s cause I’m born on February 2nd

by Preskey July 17, 2022

February 7 2003

sexy bastards were born on this day

kayla: man kagevista aka the sexy retard is so sexy i want to smash her so badly
kai: february 7 shall be sexy bastards day from now on
kayla: makes sense because she was born on february 7 2003

by the sexy retard B) October 4, 2023

February 20th

On February 20th we celebrate 2020 day, 2020 day celebrates how we lived threw 2020 and survived.

Hey bro it’s February 20th!!

by Holiday maker April 22, 2021

No finger February

You females aren’t allowed to finger your self for the whole month of February

I almost succeeded no finger February

by vincetoosmart July 17, 2021

February 28th

A day where 2 friends must have sexual intercourse no matter what the circumstances are. But there’s a twist. The male must make sure he has a handshake with the girl after they’re done.

Boy/girl: yo it’s February 28th there’s no backing out

Boy/girl: fineeeee

by Gender-bender 69420 February 22, 2021

February 3rd

Today is the day a boss ass bitch was born, her name is Charlotte and she’s a queen! We all STAN A Charlotte because she has power and grace in everything she does. Don’t let her outrageously expensive lifestyle change the way you think about her!! Charlotte has the best tits in town!!

Person 1: What day is it today?
Person 2: It’s February 3rd...the day Charlotte was born...duh
Person 1: Oh yeah!!! The best day ever!!

by Chazbaz357 January 19, 2020

February 18th

national walk off a cliff day. A day of just pure death.

person#1:ima go kms
person#2: WHAT WHY?!
person#1: it's February 18th national walk off a cliff day!
person#2: oh yeah lemme join you!

by anonymous December 10, 2021