When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.
Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?
Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.
Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.
Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.
Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.
by Julio Rumundo May 20, 2009
Usually the same group of people constantly making creeper-like comments on an individual's wall/ pictures. Their objective is almost always obvious. In that they try to seduce/persuade the user to like them, when in fact the would never talk to them in person or vice-versa.
Simple Definition:
Overly obsessed bitches(male or female)
Simple Definition:
Overly obsessed bitches(male or female)
i.e. Facebook hoes
Suzy:"Ohh Xander would you marry me?"
Lucy:"OMG, I love this omgg, You make me drool."
Brittnay:":D I loveee this"
Kendall:"yur amazing. ♥"
Suzy:"Ohh Xander would you marry me?"
Lucy:"OMG, I love this omgg, You make me drool."
Brittnay:":D I loveee this"
Kendall:"yur amazing. ♥"
by BLA-Q February 01, 2011
Someone who is a whore, but only on facebook. This can be excessive wall flirting, or being in multiple fake relationships on facebook.
-Dude, did you know that they're dating?
-No man, they're only dating on facebook. I think she's a facebook whore; this is her second fake relationship this month, and she has a real boyfriend.
-No man, they're only dating on facebook. I think she's a facebook whore; this is her second fake relationship this month, and she has a real boyfriend.
by HypotheticalWhore October 28, 2009
An epidemic worse than small pox, H1N1, The Black Plauge, and Charlie Sheen. Symptons: checking Facebook like twice an hour or more, wanting to suddenly and generally at the most random moments, get on Facebook to see if Kyle XY excepted your friend request, getting awful urges in your sleep to play FarmVille and tend to your virtual Cactus on CactusWorld.
Treatments: watch the Facebook song by some British dude, realize it's true, delete your Facebook, check into a nunnery where thet don't have the internet.
I hope this helps. And please remember that you are not alone. Rehab isn't just for alcoholics, druggies, and sex addicts, it's also for Facebook Fever.
Disclamer: If this offended anyone due to it's truth,please just ignore it and get on with your life. Charlie Sheen is great and it sounded funny up there if that offends anyone. Rehab and Nuns are good things and I do not personally hate either, again it was just because it sounded funny and fit. Thanks for reading!
Treatments: watch the Facebook song by some British dude, realize it's true, delete your Facebook, check into a nunnery where thet don't have the internet.
I hope this helps. And please remember that you are not alone. Rehab isn't just for alcoholics, druggies, and sex addicts, it's also for Facebook Fever.
Disclamer: If this offended anyone due to it's truth,please just ignore it and get on with your life. Charlie Sheen is great and it sounded funny up there if that offends anyone. Rehab and Nuns are good things and I do not personally hate either, again it was just because it sounded funny and fit. Thanks for reading!
Girl:Oh My Gosh! It's been nearly 3 seconds and no one has messaged, poked, or thrown a sheep at me! I'm so unpopular now!
Person with Girl: Dear Lord. Girl, JUST SHUT UP YOU NEED HELP YOU'RE INFECTED WITH FACEBOOK FEVER!
Boy: Oooh, the fake Ashley Tisdale, and slightly trashy and 100% fake Vannesa Hudgins friended me!
Boy's Mom:Hun, we can get play dates or whatever you 40 year olds do on Saturday nights. You don't need this Facebook crap anymore.
Boy:...
Doctor: Ma'am, she is infected. With. Facebook. Fever.
Mom:*in tears* What do I do?
Doctor:Delete the account, make her go to therapy, and grab the Robatusin. It fixes everything. EVERYTHING!
Person with Girl: Dear Lord. Girl, JUST SHUT UP YOU NEED HELP YOU'RE INFECTED WITH FACEBOOK FEVER!
Boy: Oooh, the fake Ashley Tisdale, and slightly trashy and 100% fake Vannesa Hudgins friended me!
Boy's Mom:Hun, we can get play dates or whatever you 40 year olds do on Saturday nights. You don't need this Facebook crap anymore.
Boy:...
Doctor: Ma'am, she is infected. With. Facebook. Fever.
Mom:*in tears* What do I do?
Doctor:Delete the account, make her go to therapy, and grab the Robatusin. It fixes everything. EVERYTHING!
by TheMotherWhovian February 07, 2012
A person who insists they were using Facebook back when it was limited to college students, implying he/she was at some time more awesome than others currently using Facebook. This is usually followed by a vague comment reminising about the good ol' days.
Jane: "My great aunt Bertha tagged me in her Facebook pictures from paintball last Saturday."
Jill: "Ugh, EVERYBODY is on Facebook. I remember when Facebook was for college students only. Those were the days."
Jane: "Jill, you're such a Facebook Snob."
Jill: "Ugh, EVERYBODY is on Facebook. I remember when Facebook was for college students only. Those were the days."
Jane: "Jill, you're such a Facebook Snob."
by xmilokittyx April 13, 2011
1) excuse to get people to do things.
2) best way to get something done.
3) if ______ something, ______ will happen
2) best way to get something done.
3) if ______ something, ______ will happen
1) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, john will admit he's gay.
2) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, my girlfriend will marry my ugly ass.
3) if obama says he will do something... nothing will happen
2) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, my girlfriend will marry my ugly ass.
3) if obama says he will do something... nothing will happen
by lustyisgay December 17, 2009
by dksdoinit May 21, 2010