blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

by Merten December 6, 2010

Depression+

Geno

Damn, I guess I'm pretty on that Depression+ pack today.

by Genoo April 12, 2021

Depression

When you feel helpless,lost, confused, drained, empty. You feel like you're not good enough so you turn to self harm and man it feels great. Your life feels screwed up or maybe you feel screwed up. It takes time to heal and yes it's a working process. Maybe you're alone and afraid to ask for help. "what if they think I'm seeking attention". It doesn't matter what they think as long as your getting the help you want/need. Stay strong people...

Friend: "Hey what's wrong"

Me: I feel so drained and exhausted I think I have depression"

Friend: "oh..."

by I love Nery <3 December 13, 2022

how to be depressed

Ask out your crush. Her answer will either make you depressed or happy!

"Hey, i like you!" you say.
"Everyone hates you, just go away." She replies
You cry and become depressed.
This is how to be depressed.

by fashionable gamer June 18, 2021

Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

by RetroBonez May 17, 2020

Fake depression

Someone who wants to get attention by faking a serious illness named depression. Mostly does these things:

-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox

fake depressed 13 year old girl: omg im so sad i want to kill myself *cries*
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,

by lolWhichName September 16, 2022

Depression

Depression is something a lot of people go through. Depression is like when you have no motivation to do the easiest things in life. Depression is when you don’t want to go out places or eat you just want to stay on your bed all day. Depression is something some people can’t get over. Some parents thing having depression is some joke and that adult only have it. But that’s not ture kids,teens and adults can have depression. So kids and teens when you grow up and have children if they come out to you that they have depression or something. Then help them don’t instead of saying “nO yOu DoN’t DePrEsSiOn iS oNlY fOr AdUlTs” cause that’s just going to put them in a more uncomfortable position so don’t say that instead say it’s alright we will go through this together. Always help your kids if there going through depression.

Depression is not only for adults

by I will simp🥺🥺🥺🥺👉👈 June 14, 2021