Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.

"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."

by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023

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Dark Labs

Dark Labs is basically a cult run by a heinous drug laboratory out of Poland influencing American teens on Tik-Tok to take banned Nasal Decongestants to get them Cracked Out in an attempt to lift weights that are out of their skill level. Dark Labs is masquerading as supplement company by having all their reviews written in English instead of using their own native language.

I got some Dark Labs Crack pre workout, so now I can lift weights while I feel like a Hardcore Stim Junkie.

by genericnoname May 1, 2023

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Lord of Dark

You cannot defeat.

I am the Lord of Dark. You cannot defeat.

by PuncherOfTrees May 11, 2023

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dark hideous

vader under his mask 💀

my homie jamaal: yo why is he called darth sideous
me: nah he dark hideous my guy
jamaal: shut yo bitch ass up

by shit yourself now September 5, 2023

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Dark Humor

It's basically a person making jokes about something that is dark (or for short: rude or horrid

*2 people hear about the news about Sandy Hook*
Person 1: God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives...
Person 2: Probably bullets
Person 1: OMG!! That's terrible! Can YOU even think of what their parents are going through?!
Person 2: Probably coffin brochures
Person 1: ...
Person 2: It's called dark humor. It's like food. Not everybody gets it.

by Rosie Rosewartz September 11, 2023

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