by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020
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by Da Hooman Who'll Kick Your Ass April 20, 2020
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by Sothis Cock October 11, 2020
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by wimplewinch November 4, 2012
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by MALCOLM XXX November 9, 2012
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Instead of putting the pedal to the floor, you're using your cock to the maximum. The "rock" comes from the saying, "lets rock!"
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by Rattattack January 25, 2013
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