cock yodeling

The sound porn actresses make when their mouth is being repeatedly, forcefully jammed onto a cock at a rapid pace. Usually accompanied by gagging, choking, and strings of spit.

Damn, that girl was cock yodeling like a champ- you could hear the GUK GUK GUK half a block away.

by Babs McGaggy January 31, 2020

Cock gatherer

A person who dedicates there life to the cultivation of penis.

‘Emma and Crystal are such a cock gatherers’

by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020

Half Cock

Unlike what some people may believe, a half cock is the position of the hammer of a firearm when about half retracted and held by the sear so that it cannot be operated by a pull on the trigger.

Person 1: I didnt realize I had it on half cock until I tried to fire.

Person 2: You dumbass, you gotta pay attention to that shit!

by Da Hooman Who'll Kick Your Ass April 20, 2020

Cock Racing

A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.

Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"

by kkbb May 12, 2020

Sothis Cock

A sothis cock is a very sharp, red and extendable cock.

Your weapon is destroyed you have no chance now
You’re wrong. *pulls down pants* I still have my sothis cock *fucking kills them with a 20 metre long sharp bendy cock*

by Sothis Cock October 11, 2020

cock barrier

when two straight males, either friends or bros share a bed usually a double or queen size, and have a simple barrier in the middle. A pillow or stack of pillows are common. to avoid any such contact and the possibility of your pricks touching.

Timmy: shit man i wish i didn't have to share the bed with you.

Ron: It's no problem man ill put a stack of pillows in between us, to form a cock barrier.

Timmy: that's a good idea bro, I sure wouldn't want to be pricked in the middle of the night.

by wimplewinch November 4, 2012

Cock Mocking

Teasing your friend for the way that they hit on someone
see cockblock

Guy 1: So I ran into (___) yesterday and damn she was fine.
Guy 2:"and what did you say?"
Guy 1:"Hello Gorgeous"
Guy 2:"Hello Gorgeous? Wow that's pathetic"
Guy 1"You cock mocking me?"

by MALCOLM XXX November 9, 2012