Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.
Walked in on LePlante giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.
by Pillsdb December 6, 2016
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Go canadian

Give me two dollars and I’ll go Canadian
by Icantfindmyanus November 19, 2017
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Indian Canadian Standoff

A white hunter travels to the woods and takes aim at a deer and fires. A Indian fires a arrow at a nearby tree catching the hunters attention and said "you are hunting on my land". Then hunter said oh I'm sorry this is your property I will leave it to you until the Indian says I'll tell you what, whoever kicks eatch other in the balls the hardest gets to keep it, he then said "I'll go first" "WHAM!" The hunter groans In pain and said ok my turn. The Indian said "no that's ok you can keep it"
*White hunter* I just shot a deer today until I realized I was hunting on a Indian reservation so I tried to give it back until he fooled me into an Indian canadian standoff "man that hurt!"
by Crimson Renegade V1 December 15, 2017
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Canadian Snowblower

Blowjob ended with a money shot on the girl’s chest
You don’t have to swallow baby. Let me just give you a Canadian Snowblower.
by eviljew85 June 21, 2018
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Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.
It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.
by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023
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canadian timmy

Premarital sex with a Canadian black chick, and after you get Timmys.
"Eh bud what did you do over the weekend? "

"Oh I did the Canadian Timmy with that Canadian chick off tinder"
by TrippyD23 July 21, 2022
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Canadian breath mint

The act of a woman farting into your mouth after intercourse. Some spooge may or may not be involved.
Wow, Wendy was incredible last night but to top it all off, she gave me a Canadian Breath Mint afterwards to help me sleep.
by Chunk762 September 22, 2023
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