caught hairy handed

The act of masturbaiting and getting caught and your excuse is that you were shaving your pubes.

"Hey brandon, were you just masterbaiting?

No I was just Caught hairy handed

by Caught Hairy Handed December 30, 2015

couchie knuckle

A pussy that has a knuckle sized extra skin.

John went down on Tanya and said you have a "couchie knuckle " .

by Uber JoKR December 8, 2016

Caught the mouth

Did you get head/eaten out

In reference to how serious a person is about your relationship, they won't do this unless they are serious, otherwise you are just a booty call

You keep braggin' that a nigga bought you this and a nigga bought you that, but did you caught the mouth?

OHHH OK. You didn't. Oh okay.

by Rjhillman November 12, 2017

Couch Pussy

a girl that's just your thot, she stays inside the house and does house stuff only.

I love my couch pussy. So much better than those, "going out with my girls" thots. Can't trust 'em.

by kidboston May 4, 2018

Caught Eating Beans

Adj. 1.)This word describes a negative action in which one has done the unthinkable, unbelievable, and in public. This usually starts off small, such as putting on the wrong shoes, or having a stain on your shirt. However, the absolute boiling point is when one tries to use the urinal as a toilet, and gets called out for it.
2.)This could also be used in a more literal way, such as eating a can of beans in an inappropriate place. This definition is more of a misdemeanor, but will be met harshly by one's peers and friends.

Ex.1) Govna Quentin: Oi bruv, 'ows this possible?! This isn't the right book I need to turn in!

Library Bloke: Looks like ya just got caught Eating Beans!

Ex.2) Movie Bloke: Oops...*Can of open beans falls on shirt*

Movie Goer: Bruh, are you really eating beans?

Movie Bloke: Yeet

Movie Goer: Why you Eating Beans while we're watching Cars 2, niBBa? Hey everyone, this nigga eatin' Beans!!

Literally everyone: lololololololo

by Suicidal Youtuber #43 September 11, 2018

Couchdancing

Couchdancing

Ah. Susan that fat old bitch was couchdancing all night.

by Masterjwizard January 19, 2019

Couch

The ginger bear at the gaybar that lets anyone and their friends lay on him.

Ew look at that couch over there. He just let that whole group of people lay down and fu ck.

by PDGinNEPA June 23, 2019